I once had this idea that the older Noah got the easier things would be and the more time I would have to get things done during the day. As has been the case with many thoughts I have had, this to has turned out to be wrong. Once the parenthood ride has left the station it only speeds up it never slows down. Ever! As I come to grips with this fact while standing in the kitchen simultaneously cleaning, feeding and writing I realize that there is no efficiency in being a stay at home Dad; only the madness of multitasking.